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mapsontheweb:

Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

mapsontheweb:

Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

(Source: qz.com)

operator:
911, please hold.
me:
stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer:
ok
itstiwany:

THANKS FOR 100 SUBS OMG
A chibi Nico sleeping under Percy’s t-shirt only for you

itstiwany:

THANKS FOR 100 SUBS OMG

A chibi Nico sleeping under Percy’s t-shirt only for you

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

scarletletterswift:

taylorswift can I bake cookies with you I’m free on any night really

castiel-nerd-angel:

I’m laughing way too hard

I go down to the shore in the morning
and depending on the hour the waves
are rolling in or moving out,
and I say, oh, I am miserable,
what shall—
what should I do? And the sea says
in its lovely voice:
Excuse me, I have work to do.
—Mary Oliver, from the book A Thousand Mornings (via fishingboatproceeds)

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence